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Thursday, November 27, 2025

Thanksgiving Effort


The day has arrived.  Guests coming mid-afternoon, which creates deadlines.  Planning started about two weeks ago, menu partly adapted to guests.  Fewer this year, but I do not have to drive anyone from their home to mine and back.

Menu set, with a mixture of mostly new.  Some from books, some recipes online.  I learned to do what I can the day before.

Motzi:  Zemel Rolls.  I've never made rolls before.  My recipe calls for incorporating onions into the flour, as well as topping with grated onion and poppy seeds.  On its first rise.

Appetizer: Corn fritters.  A lot of grinding but I have a food processor.  Will need to allow drain time.  It is made on the stovetop, as there is competition for oven time.  Thanksgiving usually preceeds Hanukkah by a few weeks.  There will be more fritters then, in the form of potato latkes.

Fish Soup:  Thanksgiving always precedes Shabbos, which approaches its earliest start time within a week or two of Thanksgiving.  This is one of those versatile starters that I can revisit the next day.  And it doesn't seem all that hard to make.

Cucumber Salad:  I picked an easy one, halved the recipe.  Vinagrette just needs some mixing.  Vegetables need mostly slicing.  Cucumber, red onion, dill.  Put in baggie until needed.

Turkey half breast:  Very convenient.  Just olive oil, season, stick in oven for 90 minutes, cool and slice with an electric knife.  Usually enough for guests who live alone to take this part of their shabbos meal home, while leaving enough for me.  Only drawback, coordinating that 90 minutes of oven time with other things that need the oven for shorter periods.

Crock pot stuffing:  Bit of a snag.  I intended to use leftover challah, only to find it moldy when I removed it from its plastic bag.  I harvested enough bread and loaf cake scraps to continue.  A bit messy to make.  Cubing bread.  Melting pareve margarine.  Seasoning.  Incorportating eggs.  But once in crockpot, with an initial 45 minutes on high, it goes on autopilot low setting for hours, until ready to serve.

Sweet Potatoes:  I usually make a casserole of some type with this.  Bit of a misadventure with my cuisinart chopper.  Minor injury to the bowl's top but does not affect use.  A lot of slicing.  Fair number of ingredients.  Need to time the oven needs around other things.  

Cranberry sauce:  Easy to make in advance, which I did.  Bag of cranberries with few berries culled out.  Water + sugar to make a syrup.  Add cranberries until they pop.  Season.  I squeezed a small orange, added some zest, finished with cloves and allspice.  Cool and chill in plastic container.  Serve in something more elegant.

Peas:  Ultimate in simple.  Bought frozen peas.  Microwave when needed.

Oatmeal cranberry torte:  Also made night before.  A bit messy but not hard.  Pelling and dicing apples is tedious.  Then add can of whole berry cranberry sauce.  Crust has fair number of ingredients but assembles easily.  Pop in oven.  Hard to overbake.

Beverages:  Guests don't consume alcohol.  I saved a can of good beer for myself.  Chilled sparkling cider for them.  All in stemmed glasses, even my beer.

This needs a game plan.  I'm on it.

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Not Been Back Yet


New Year's resolutions have never been my approach to personal upgrades.  Not January 1.  Not 1 Tishrei, Rosh Hashanah, my Jewish New Year.  Yet this RH enabled a convenient demarcation point.  By tradition, really by Jewish Law, the electronic devices shut down for those Festival days.  I opted to extend my break from social media indefinitely.  Two months have elapsed.  Facebook gone.  Twitter rated X gone.  Reddit restricted to r/Judaism and r/JewishCooking.  Not totally, just the interactive portions.  I share some of what I've written or podcasted onto FB, once to Twitter.  I do not open it to see responses.  If an email, intended to lure my retina back to the screen, suggests a comment of condolence, I check it out.  Perhaps I should also convey sympathy in the right circumstances.  But now past Rosh Chodesh Kislev, or two months beyond RH, I remain free of FB and Twitter.  Reddit Judaism I've returned, always with a timer, always restricting my comments to those that another poster would find helpful.

I miss almost none of this engagement.  FB has a site where travelers through America ask for guidance.  I had become a Top Contributor by recommending places for visitors to prioritize when visiting either my region or places where I have previously lived or traveled.  It does not compensate for the clutter.

On Twitter, many authors whose items I read have established a place to receive feedback.  My comments are limited by word or character counts.  Remarks of others are predictably partisan.  And the author almost never responds.  Email has been a more effective way to prompt exchange, even if only thanks for reading.  Understandably, somebody who writes a key article for a publication with a circulation in the hundreds of thousands will find a very cluttered email box.  Nearly all the authors now no longer disclose their direct contact information.  

Still, two months into this initiative, I feel more in control, as well as physically stronger for other reasons.  FB still sends emails trying to lure my log in.  Many fewer than my first two weeks away.  If it hints of condolence I pursue it.  Otherwise it gets deleted unopened from my email inbox.  This seems to be the best way to avoid the damage that global social media has created.



Thursday, November 13, 2025

Replacing a Flash Drive


After I gave my last major presentation, I purchased a suitable flash drive to store my documents.  It did not have loaded to it.  Maybe one PowerPoint and one or two Word Documents.  No pictures of travel or my infant grandchildren.  Nothing irreplaceable.  Many come with access to keychains.  I never lose my car or house keys.  I do lose flash drives.  The loop that enables placement on a ring has the same plastic that makes the case of the device.  Every one I have ever owned snapped off the host key ring, most lost forever.  As a result, the last two that I've purchased, I keep in a coin purse.  One in the interseat compartment of my car, the other in my pocket with the coins.

Unfortunately, my last two coin pouches came to my possession as freebies offered at expo tables.  One a sturdy coarse material, the other a lighter nylon fabric.  The cloth does well.  The seams do not.  Each has separated.  I repair each with packing tape or duct tape, only to have the seam separate somewhere else.  One pouch I designated as my auto first aid kit, supplying it with Band-Aids, salve, and tape.  It sits in the interseat compartment of my car.  The other seemed to do well in my pocket.

I looked for the flash drive.  Not there.  Lots of coins.  An Eagles money holder with a few small folded bills.  A micro tool set too innocuous to get a TSA inspector suspicious.  But no flash drive.  Fortunately, nothing on it of irreplaceable value, or even immediately needed content.  I looked at the cloth pouch.  Another seam separation, large enough for the flash drive, too small for the currency clip.  These pocket pouches are not easy to replace, but duct tape won't suffice.  I don't think sewing is the way to go either.  I'll keep my eye open for a replacement.

The flash drive should be replaced.  Needing an afternoon escape, I drove not far to Target, expecting both small electronics and a suitable coin purse.  I found no coin purses.  They carried flash drives.  I walked to the back of the store where a few hung from hooks.  Target has been losing shoppers, with multiple pundits promoting their pet reasons.  DEI policy, scarce employees, inferior selections, and prices higher than Walmart.  Don't know about DEI, but the others seem true.  While my storage needs are few, I really did not want to settle for less than 64G.  Lowest price, about $12 had 32G.  Anything above that, much more costly, and only one brand of somewhat shoddy appearing devices.

I left purchasing nothing.  Back to my laptop.  Search Flash Drive.  Now Google could at least tell me where to buy one.  A few retail options.  Staples, Best Buy, Walmart, Walgreens.  The drug store had a minimal selection at a high price.  Staples looked good.  staples.com looked very inviting.  I drove there.  No better than Target.  A few 32G items for about $12, everything else much more.  I did not want to drive to Walmart and have shunned Best Buy based on some past experiences.  

Online shopping seemed a good option.  Amazon had oodles of choices at favorable prices.  I would need to buy other things to avoid a shipping charge that would add a significant increment to my flash drive purchase.  There are things that I'd considered, including the coin purse and some tissue box holders, but unlikely to get me to the Amazon threshold.

One of the suggestions that popped up is temu.com, that controversial Chinese firm which trades reliability against low prices.  I've bought things from them before.  Most good buys, one item unusable.  They had a lot of flash drives.  Up to now, mine have always had a USB A connector.  At Temu they displayed dual connectors, one A for my laptop, one C for my cell phone.  Storage 256G.  Price $13 + $3 shipping.  While Temu probably has a tariff expense as a Chinese retailer, they apparently have an American warehouse which either avoids the tariff surcharge or it has already been paid by the importer.  I can handle $16.

Placing the order took more effort than placing one at Amazon, Wayfair, or Walmart, my usual sources of e-commerce.  It went through.  I expect the item to arrive within a week.  No urgency on my part.  However, Temu has a reputation for items not arriving at all.  I risk $16.

I wonder about some of my local stores, though.

Monday, November 10, 2025

Will Go Another Time


Day trips usually provide me a needed respite.  I do not schedule them as rewards for tackling more onerous tasks, though perhaps I should.  No, they stand alone as needed recreation.  I'm fortunate to have the resources to leave home for short periods of time.  My car gets me to where I want to go.  My age enables senior discounts, including free use of the SEPTA system within the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.  My finances are stable.  Spending $100 for a day's recreation will not set my financial position back in a meaningful way.  I enjoy good, or at least fully functional, health as a senior.  No work obligations in retirement, though there are things I have committed myself to accomplish that these days away from home postpone.

I am also fortunate to live close enough to places I might want to visit, which allows me to depart and return on the same day.  New York metro three hours counting either driving or using public transit. A recent trip there went well.   Amish country and Poconos closer than that. I visit Lancaster a few times a year.  NJ across a bridge, one that I mostly cross when my destination requires me to drive through the Garden State.  Downstate Delaware resorts easily accessible by car.  Baltimore sits less than two hours by interstate.  Each has museums, sights to see, local wines or brews to sip, places to experience.  No excuse for not setting aside a day to travel to one of these.

Some contingencies exist.  I dislike driving in downtown traffic or paying through the nose to park my car.  Public transit from where I live to NYC can be some combination of inconvenient if economical and expensive if more user friendly, as I recently learned.  Weather usually gets checked as far in advance as reports become reliable, usually two days.  If I am visiting a place indoors, the rain matters little, unless I have a seven block walk to get from the parking garage or transit stop to get the place I intended to visit.  My wardrobe includes sufficient warm and layering items, so the cold is less of a deterrent.  Seasonal closure of where I'd like to go will change my plans, as it did for a short multiday outing to Long Island a few winters ago.

My default has become Philadelphia, that blend of activity, price, and attractions.  The Pennsylvania Lottery profits had been designated for senior services, including free use of the regional transit system.  Residency in Pennsylvania was not required but travel within it is.  As a result, I drive to the Pennsylvania station nearest my home, about a ten-minute drive, pay $2 parking at the kiosk next to the station, flash my Senior card on a screen outside the loading area, and show it to the conductor after the train has pulled toward the big city.  Not a luxurious ride, nor a scenic one, as residents littered much of the length of this suburban and city track.  Depending on time of travel, unrestricted for seniors, the cars can get crowded.  But I've not encountered any overtly unfriendly conduct from the passengers.  In 45 minutes or so, depending on the chosen destination within the city, I can exit to usually some vast expanse of an indoor mall, then onto the sidewalk.  Transfer to a city subway or bus, also free, mostly goes smoothly, though with one misadventure averted.

I decided last week, a day free of appointments, would be a good day to go.  Onto the station.  Parked car.  Could not get the parking kiosk to accept my credit card.  No matter.  I have their app on my phone.  That did not allow me to pay my $2 either.  By then, the train had pulled within sight of the station.  I gave up and drove home.  My only unsuccessful attempt.

Considering the minimal cost and usually minimal inconvenience, my use of the system has fallen short of what I anticipated when I got my Senior Card.  I should give it another go.  Or maybe drive someplace else.  Getting away for a day periodically still has its personal attraction.

Sunday, November 2, 2025

It Shut Down


The New York Times
once ran a highly publicized motto.  "You don't have to read it all, but it's nice to know it's all there."  I regarded our local Kosher offerings from my principal grocer much the same way.  I bought most of my meat there, though as empty nesters we eat meat and its leftovers mostly for Shabbos.  Their deli I found too expensive in recent years to make meaningful purchases, though I much appreciated the efforts of its anchor volunteer and supervising rabbi who ensured that real shankbones could be purchased for our Seders each spring.  I once purchased more from their bakery than I do now.  Under the agreement with the local Vaad HaKashrut, all baked products in the store would adhere to direct or indirect rabbinical supervision and carry their logo next to the ingredients on the price labels.  Prices rose, probably not because of the Kosher certification but because paying skilled bakers added to supermarket overhead. This chain has dozens if not hundreds of locations in my region.  When I read their weekly circular, the prices of their baked goods nationwide match the labels that I find at my local branch.

A notice came in my email a week ago.  The supermarket and the Vaad HaKashrut have parted ways, a decision initiated by the supermarket.  Needing some meat for Shabbos dinner, I headed over to purchase it, along with a few other items that this week's newsprint ad brought to my attention.  They still had a section of fresh Kosher meat, though not much selection.  All is processed, packaged, and labeled by major processors, so these do not require local supervision.  I buy what they discount most times, including this.  My choice:  chicken thighs or whole unboned breasts.  Based on price and utility, I now have two chicken breast halves with skin and bones, items of great kitchen versatility to supply two Shabbatot.  My unwillingness to pay full price, and my household's simple meat needs probably contributed to this store's decision to stock their Kosher meat shelves in a minimal way. 

On all errands there I look for my good friend who makes this deli function.  We exchange notes since the last time we chatted, usually a few weeks between personal greetings.  Not only was he not present, the case that contained the Kosher meat and salad products stood empty.  The shelves remained, glass fronts still transparent, but illumination off.  The sign on the countertop announcing that locally certified corned beef and lox could be acquired there had been removed.  While that represented the most obvious change, we still have Kosher consumers in my part of town.  Packaged Jewish products still appeared on adjacent shelving and in the self-serve refrigerator to the right of the deli case.  We would not have to go without commercial herring, lox, kugel, or certified cheese.  Being a sucker for baked products, and a reasonably experienced amateur baker at home, I gravitate to their bakery section.  I will buy donuts and danish and cakes from any bakery, if I know that animal products did not appear in the ingredients or preparation, but I eat those at restaurants or in my car.  At home I like to see the hechsher.

As a routine on my grocery excursions, typically weekly, I search the bakery for bargains.  The market places a wooden slatted shelf near the registers, the last thing a shopper sees before accessing the checkout, with bakery items discounted for clearance.  I can expect six-packs of intermediate sized danish in two varieties, or slices of their high end cakes clear polystyrene clamshell packaging, or day old rye bread in its plastic sleeve.  The local Kosher certification logo no longer appeared on any of those items.

Twenty-one years of partnership between that supermarket and Kosher consumers had reached a partial conclusion, though pre-packaged products of Ashkenazi cuisine still appeared in their expected locations.  History matters.  This relationship started as a personal friendship.  My town had stable enterprises when my wife and I arrived forty-five years ago.  The butcher sold fresh meat, two Kosher delis had served diners for decades, though the patrons had long since moved to different parts of town.  An arrangement had been made with a local Jewish entrepreneur for baked goods, half his diner served non-kosher, but a designated Kosher case enabled fresh challot, bread, and bagels, though not donuts.  Somebody from the Vaad made frequent on-site visits to ensure adequate separation.  Family-owned businesses have life cycles.  Owners retire.  Their children become lawyers and dentists.  As demand for Kosher meat waned, the butcher gave up his shop, changing it to a source of non-Kosher catering, but not before providing dairy platters for my son's bris.  The restaurants closed.  The owner of the challah bakery, always with a line out the door every Friday morning, cashed out.  His suburban location became a Starbucks, while his in-town shop found a pizza chain to take over.  

My own need with a young family was to provide meat.  Our nearest major city's Jewish enclave stood a 45-minute drive northeast.  At the time, it contained a few dedicated Kosher markets offering every variety of Kosher meat.  Locally people debated over which offered the best value.  People tried to pool their orders together to make periodic delivery arrangements economically viable for some of the stores.  I maintained my independence, along with a preference to see what I was purchasing, as well as special sales items.  At six week intervals, I would make the trip.  Often my grade school son joined me for a two hour father-son bond.  I had a sense of what fits in my freezer and how long it will take to use it up.  My wife could expect me to return with a roast, London broil, stew cubes, a slice of beef liver, sometimes a raw tongue, chicken parts of various types, a duck if my daughter's birthday approached.  I found some treasure hunt elements, sweetbreads, pastrami, and premade items already frozen that just needed reheating in the oven.  I did not mind the travel especially with targeted child time.  We ate well in exchange for some inconvenience.

Others cut down their meat consumption or altered their diets to less beef and more Empire frozen poultry. available at some of the supermarkets where many of us shopped.  Perhaps a healthier alternative for many, even if more default than voluntary.  At about the same time, towns with smaller Jewish populations had taken their own initiatives to secure Kosher meat, amid the closure of their local butchers.  Fewer families seemed committed to Kosher.  My Rabbi took such a measure.

He counted among his personal friends the CEO of one of the local markets, a four-store franchise of a larger regional chain.  This parent distributor already served much of metropolitan New York and Philadelphia, offering considerable experience with supplying consumers who maintained Kosher homes.  Rabbi and friend, a stocky fellow of Irish heritage, devised a workable plan.  His individual store in the area of densest local Jewish population, already a megamart, would add three sections for the Kosher folks.  They would begin carrying fresh Kosher meat, with dedicated facilities to make custom cuts and to order special products from approved distributors.  A deli section would be established, one closed on Shabbos, with a single individual to serve the customers at a designated counter.  The bakery would carry only Kosher items including anything prepared on-site.  The Vaad,  the agency that assures Kosher standards are maintained, would offer its seal to any baked goods prepared on site and to any meat processed in the store.  In addition, the distributor would expand the array of prepackaged Kosher meat, cheese, and specialty delicatessen.  In exchange, the Rabbi would promote that store as the place his congregants should designate as their primary grocery store.

I worked magnificently.  The shleps to the Orthodox neighborhood of the next city ended, with only a small sacrifice of meat selection.  Orders for specialty items became available, though my request for a goat for Seder, for which I have a recipe, could not be fulfilled.  Their bakery expanded.  I could get corned beef and sometimes pastrami by the quarter or half pound.  Sliced lox was priced beyond my willingness to purchase, but lox pieces became a common addition to my cart.  This hummed along past the Rabbi's retirement and into the tenure of his successor.  The deli man, an affable Holocaust survivor, became a popular fixture there.  The new Rabbi made provisions to maintain the deli during Passover.
Projects like this depend on dedicated champions, a certain amount of goodwill, and a measure of luck.  It also needs to be profitable for the grocer.  

The first disruption came nationally, not locally.  The largest Kosher distributor, known as Rubashkin, processed Kosher beef from their Iowa facility on a commercial scale.  As a shopper, I could count on a wide selection of cuts at an acceptable price, something I put into my cart on the majority of visits.  They were able to offer this economy through some very questionable business practices, from mistreating immigrants, often illegal labor, cutting safety standards, and improper transfer of funds, leading to the conviction of its CEO.  The operation shut down.  Its replacement could not duplicate variety or price.  As a result, most of my beef purchases required the store to discount by 25% to get it sold before expiration.  The cuts became largely hamburger, stew cubes, and minute steaks, with an occasional brisket for a special occasion.  Poultry fared a little better.  Empire Poultry has been a staple Kosher brand.  Fresh selection usually has skinless, boneless breast halves, whole cut chicken, often uncut whole chicken, often leg quarters.  I can get any of these, make half that week, freeze the other half.  Empire has a frozen basket in the meat section.  Not seen duck in years.  Mostly whole frozen chickens and turkeys. While I've made capon in the days I traveled to the large dedicated butcher, I do not miss not having it.  As a result, the selection enables meals, often quite good meals as basic chicken serves as a culinary blank canvas to be filled in.  No need yet to return to the drivable population center, though perhaps once or twice a year, I'd like to create a deli platter.  Perhaps worth an infrequent drive for that.

While notice of the grocer's disaffiliation with the local Kosher agency appeared abruptly, hints of discontent floated subtly.  Projects of this type depend on champions to make it go, people who avoid discord, people commited to the project's success.  It started just that way.  The founding Rabbi and grocery CEO worked well together.  The employee assigned as manager had an extensive presence in our Jewish community.  Nobody was more likable than that Holocaust survivor who sliced the cold cuts and made Kosher rotisserie chickens for the Shabbos tables every Friday.  The CEO retired.  The elderly deli man had to step down.  The Vaad had a Rabbinical transition that did not affect operations, in fact, it made them more solid in some ways.  Their successors did not do as well.  The on-site anchor, volunteer, was a trusted friend of the certifying rabbi.  A man of autonomy, expertise, and commitment for sure.  Some movers and shakers, including office holders of the Vaad, had their objections.  With the next rabbinical transition, the departing rabbi stayed on as the person offering certification, largely in absentia.  The new Rabbi and People of Influence opted to do their end runs when they could have resolved grievances.  Without an Orthodox Rabbi as the on-site director of Kosher, and with the children of the retired CEO lacking personal friendships other than the man who made the deli and bakery go, the commitment to serving the local Kosher consumers would eventually swoon.

Judaism is ultimately about how you treat people and how you promote cohesion.  That's how it began.  Two men, personal friends, acting as friends, achieving a win-win.  As people transition, some are not treated in the most dignified way.  They carve out their territories.  Supermarket Kosher, less strong than its start, but with exclusions of key people driven by understandable, though often harmful, antagonisms.  Judaism requires that dignified treatment as its core message because outcome depends on it.  When the new deli man, the person who made it go, stepped down for unannounced reasons, the current CEO no longer had loyalty to the local Kosher Committee.  She opted to empty the cases, remove the signs, and change the label makers to remove the local Kosher symbols from the baked goods.

Will another Kosher arrangement return?  It could, but the people who could make it happen may not have the fundamental admiration or trustworthiness needed to achieve this.  Many are scripted by Jewish Leadership Development programs, which promote unity by authority at the expense of autonomy.  They presumptuously label subordinates as people who owe them obedience. Some will be though the best talents often place a high value on their independence. 

Many places have had delivery arrangements for years.  The Kosher butcher of Rochester takes periodic orders to deliver to Syracuse to the east and Buffalo to the west on a schedule.  That could happen.  Our Chabad obtains its meat not from our nearest city, but from an Orthodox center more than twice as far.  Their arrangement works well for them.  The people in my town can expect less convenience.  We will still have Kosher food, even if the periodic schleps to fill freezers resume.  We know how to do this.  But our community will zip along Jewishly as less than it once was or could have remained with less entitled people leading it.




Sunday, October 19, 2025

Has Not Gone Well


My first disappointing semester at OLLI. Course selection started in a constrained circumstance. Yom Tovim constituted most of the Tuesdays and Wednesday's for the semester's first half.  Still, acceptance in two attendance restricted classes was greeting with a satisfying nod.  I'd only taken one class in the past to learn a new skill, watercolor.  This had been presented online, which limited personal attention.  At least everyone else sharing the screen also had not done this before, or at least since Art Class as youngsters. Ir lacked the coaching that I would have expected in a live low enrollment class.  This time around, I enrolled in live sessions.  Cartooning and Crocheting/Knitting.

My course selections included a science class, or so I thought.  The world of physical science, my college major, had long since passed me by.  An online course on Thermodynamics entertained me when the DVD professor did his experiments, left me befuddled when the two retired, highly accomplished DuPont scientists did their own explanations.  A live course on The Universe engaged me more, though I could tell that if I had taken this in college, I would be doing a lot of studying in my dorm most evenings.  No exams, the standard for the University's Seniors Program, made this unnecessary but also limited the mental yield to a small fraction of what our expert professor had presented.  Biology seemed more my rightful place, having made a career from what is largely medical applications of biological science.  Evolutionary expressions of modern biology seemed worth a weekly session each Monday afternoon.  Moreover, this would allow me a break between morning and afternoon classes to do other activities on-site, from lunch from my kitchen toted in an insulated bag to a portable office in the form of a cross chest carrier purchased for a previous European vacation.  My fourth live course taught me about National Parks.  The professor prepares the presentations well, has previous series on this very favorably received by me, and engages my mind enough at each session to provoke a question to him.

I selected two online courses as well, each on a Thursday, each running a different half-semester. These reflect a fundamental shift in my state's OLLI program.  Pre-pandemic, the available courses nearly always took place near my home, on the state's northern campus.  The building would crowd with seniors who would stayed for lunch and enrichment lectures.  Quarantine by Covid brought Zoom into the program.  My state's experts on assorted topics had either retired from one of the international conglomerates or from the medical center.  As this was happening, a demographic shift also took place.  People of great accomplishment began retiring in big numbers to the beach towns of my state.  Once sleepy places where I took my kids for four days some summers became the home of retired lawyers, broadcasters, diplomats, some medical experts.  Expertise and willingness to share it relocated a hundred miles from my home.  All available on Zoom.  Much of it in past semesters outstanding.  Thursdays would go to a series of five weeks on my state's contribution to the American Revolution the first half and to an analysis of Justice System snafus the second half.

My initial enthusiasm got mugged by reality quickly.  By the end of Rosh Hashana, just a few sessions into the semester, I wondered what great learning I had sacrificed to attend shul on each Yontif.  My selections left a lot hanging.  Sure, I could count on the National Parks series on Friday mornings. Absolutely worth doing my scheduled treadmill sections a half hour earlier than other days, even at the price of some soreness to follow, not to mention a feeling that I had put myself off schedule.  Biology instructor more than qualified, a retired professor from the State University.  He assigned us a book, which I purchased as a Kindle.   No electronics for me on shabbos or yontif, so I quickly got behind.  Not that it mattered.  He envisioned this class as the free-form senior seminar he used to offer his PhD students.  For a class of senior citizens of diverse backgrounds, many with little science education or experience, the discussions became quickly unstructured.  The sessions lacked a beginning, middle, and end.  My attendance became optional.  The cartooning class has the opportunity to excel.  I have no art background.  As much as I like visiting the grand museums, and I've taken an OLLI art appreciation course, I still depend on my left cerebral hemisphere.  Art classes ended in 8th grade for lack of talent that screamed public disclosure.  I could never draw a cat or a realistic person.  That should have made cartooning attractive, as there are no artistic musts.  In class I like taking my pencils to a sketch book that I purchased for the course.  But people do cartooning professionally.  We delight in the funnies, the wit of what The New Yorker selects for publication, political cartoons that meet or repel our personal notions.  Lecture segments include this history.  They also touch the different landmarks that students must master to get proficient.  Faces, bodies, animals, motion representations, anthropomorphism.  All pertinent, all contributing to the delight that readers feels.  But none of these elements acquire mastery from one week to the next.  I am still toying with faces when the class slides and exercises have moved along to depictions of characters in different types of weather or getting electrocuted, or falling off a cliff. The published cartoonists we seek out spent years honing their craft, mostly with professional instruction and feedback of their work from other masters or editors who decide publication.  I will do what I can from week to week.  Maybe I would find the class sessions more gratifying if I practiced one or two nights at home.

Knitting/crocheting went less well.  Nearly everyone who occupies the assigned room at the assigned a time already has a personal portfolio.  I purchased some yarn and a crochet needle set.  With the help of YouTube, I got the hang of a slip knot to start and a basic crochet loop stitch.  This creates a linear length of loops.  To go from one dimension to two, I needed help.  A substitute instructor got me on track, at least transiently.  The regular instructor seemed too occupied tending to the experience knitters who use this assigned time and place as protected time to allot to their work. Not a place for novices.  Enough of a disappointment to stop attending.  YouTube will get me started when I am ready.

The online sessions served their purpose.  The Revolutionary War class invited guests, who I found mediocre.  In fairness, Yom Kippur fell on Thursday and I drove to a destination three hundred miles west on another Thursday.  So I only signed on to half the classes.  Justice gone wrong just had its first session.  I left after 15 minutes, judging it a woke echo chamber.  I try again in fairness to the instructor who seems to have worked hard assembling a complex subject, though probably missing some key points, which I could question if the second session resembles the first.

So, halfway through, the enthusiasm for acceptance into courses of limited attendance soon gave way to the disappointment of being there.  As a real University student, I would have taken my obligation for studying content and practicing skills more seriously.  I still can with half the semester remaining.  But impressions of content and experience come quickly.  It seems hard to reverse initial impressions.  And my own receptiveness to what comes my way needs a tweak, perhaps.  Other than knitting, which I'm convinced is a lost cause, I'll do my best to get more out of the semester's second half.

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Formats


Mixed review from last fall's Jewish education series sponsored by the local JCC but really the creation of my congregational Rabbi.  They offered a few short series, usually conducted by a Rabbi of each congregation.  Typically, a student could choose one of two sessions occurring simultaneously.  I enrolled in three classes, each Rabbi giving two sessions on his topic.  I knew all, but only two as lecturers.  They did not disappoint.  The third reminded me more like sitting through Hebrew School.  I attended the first class but not the second.  To the community's credit, people chose their classes based on the topic.  The attendance did not seem top-heavy with each Rabbi's own congregants.  The alternative classes taught by non-rabbis each came from my own congregation.  Decent topics. 

The fall roster just appeared. I will pass on this session.  They offer two sessions each night, one early, one late.  Each person gives only one session.  The student has virtually no choice of what to attend in any session.  There are no serial classes where a topic is broken down over several weeks.  Again, the three lay presenters, one with cooking, one with dance, the third with Yiddish, all come from my shul.  All present one session.  The format reminds me of a medical grand rounds series with a different speaker and topic each week, largely chosen by the availability of a speaker.  Some things are better taught as a series.

As much as I might enjoy watching two dear ladies make strudel, I can and have followed a recipe for this, doing reasonably well.  It would be better to have five consecutive cooking sessions with a different theme each week.  In single class the capable Yiddish instructor could teach me what a Shmuck is.  I think I can identify them. Language needs more repetition.  And Dance as a single class does not do well if attended by people of different skill levels.  More importantly, my community has the good fortune to possess knowledgeable, capable people who have allegiance to each of our local congregations.  My own congregation seems very inbred.  This is one more example.  It would have been better for our rabbi to ask each of his colleagues to nominate a congregant to give 3-5 sessions.

For the rabbis, each doing a stand-alone hour, the curriculum has no identifiable theme.  A variety of topics to be heard one time.  Seven of them spread over five weeks.  I'm sure each will give his or her full preparation to the assigned topic.   But as a project, it has no unity, nor does it offer alternatives that students can select for their session.

It was not always that way.  Many years ago, the JCC sponsored an extraordinary weekly or biweekly educational night.  Each speaker prepared four or five classes on a variety of topics.  I developed a fondness for Jewish demography taught by a state university professor.  I learned about the Apocrypha from the Rabbi of a different congregation, attended a fascinating course by an assistant rabbi on how various authors or public officials related to Jews in their official capacity.  A lawyer gave a class comparing Jewish and American law.  The talent floats around.  It has to be captured.

Education has been central to Jewish culture.  I follow three weekly Parsha series each cycle.  The Torah goes in sequence.  That's the right format.  There is a place for a series of stand-alone presentations, much like Grand Rounds or Case of the Week had established a revered place in my medical world.  But over the course of a year or two, all major topics have their assigned time.  This Jewish series seems more random, based on showcasing people more than upgrading students.

It's only $18 to enroll, a bargain even if only one or two sessions get attended.  But even at that nominal sum, the deficiencies of format capture more of my attention than any of its content.  While I'll pass on this program this fall, I can and should and likely will allocate every Thursday evening for which sessions are scheduled, to upgrade my Jewish mind in my own way.